(Not that I was going to act on it but it was flattering)
Have you ever been in a Twitter convo with someone and they hit on you and say the things a man likes to hear? Then you think, "I wonder what she looks like?" So you look at the avatar closely now because u really never looked at it that close b4 the conversation and see that it is a pic of an animal. Then you think to yourself, "Altoids and Coca Cola. Wow!" Then you think about it again. I wonder what she looks like? Then you ask the ultimate question? Are you a woman?
Lady's and Gents, a heterosexual male DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR, NO to that question after the convo that took place, which they initiated BTW.
He said, Altoids and Coca-Cola!!
The moral of that story is, I'm going to take a hot shower, I feel violated in so many ways!!
(True Story! Ask the right questions up front before your prick and imagination takes over!)
Sometimes the truth hurts and it's funny!! That's life and a new joke!
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